Why buy a dresser when you have a perfectly good carpet to organize your clean and dirty laundry into mysterious piles?
1. Splash water. 2. Realize I’m out of moisturizer. 3. Hope for the best.
My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me: my preety sucks big cock
My Pretty Sucks Big Lifestyle: Embracing the "Meh" in a World of "Wow"
If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo. My "lifestyle" currently consists of: Why buy a dresser when you have a
Because my brain doesn't have the bandwidth for new plot twists.
I just spent three hours watching a man build a pool out of mud and sticks. Will I ever do this? No. Did I enjoy it? More than I care to admit. Hope for the best
Telling people "I’ll see if I can make it" when I am already in my pajamas with zero intention of perceiving the outside world again today. Why "Sucks" is Actually Great