[s4e8] Joe C. And The Magic Goatee May 2026

By the climax of the week, the goatee had developed its own social media following. Joe was just the meat-vessel for the world’s most influential facial hair.

Joe realized the goatee was starting to make its own decisions. It began to twitch whenever he told a lie. It would point toward the nearest high-quality deli like a divining rod. Most concerningly, it started to grow. Not longer, but smarter . The Great Grooming [S4E8] Joe C. and the Magic Goatee

Everything changed on a Tuesday in a dusty corner of a shop that sold things people usually regret buying. By the climax of the week, the goatee