Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured by popping the head with a pin and pumping it back up to standard size.
: Break down how to spot the best staff based on their hilarious mini-biographies and traits. Explain how to train junior doctors into world-class Surgeons, Psychiatrists, and Researchers. Theme Hospital
Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic. Caused by sniffing cheese and unverified rumors; cured
: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ). Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas;
: Write a satirical, corporate-style onboarding guide for a new receptionist or doctor working in your hospital.
Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads.
I finally finished Theme Hospital and I need to tell someone about it.